period

period
1. (period) (3785↑, 615↓)
1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover. 2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.

1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL\!\!\! EEEEBILLL\!\!\!" 2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."

2. (period) (3530↑, 642↓)
Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period\! I'm not pregnant\! *two seconds later* Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week\!

3. (period) (2883↑, 552↓)
The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.

"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."

Author: the_end_is_nigh (myspace) http://period.urbanup.com/1395118
4. (period) (2498↑, 714↓)
God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake

I'm on my period, don't [fuck] with me\!

Author: boredusachick http://period.urbanup.com/917778
5. (period) (1559↑, 308↓)
The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except [Crazy Frog]). No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

Author: \periodsouba\period http://period.urbanup.com/1522673
6. (Period) (1153↑, 241↓)
When a woman sheds her uteras lining. Starts as early in soem girls as age 8 and as late as age 18. Happens about ever 28 days, could be more or less. Happens for 5-7 days. Could be less (lucky\!) or more. Basically when blood comes out of a womans vagina. Creates [cramps] and [bloating].

I can't swim right now, I have my period.

Author: allymcmally25 http://period.urbanup.com/837067
7. (period) (736↑, 120↓)
Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.

Mother: "Carrie\! Get up, it's time to go to school\!" Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..." Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."

8. (period) (683↑, 103↓)
The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.

It was a period of strife.

Author: Sabine Monster http://period.urbanup.com/1785736
9. (period) (639↑, 209↓)
the time when blood and liquid flows out of the vagina, starts between age of 12-16 for most girls, some later, earlier. Don't DARE to talk about this to your girlfriend

Her period began last week

10. (period) (443↑, 75↓)
greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher

Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet? Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over Me: but im on my period sir Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then. Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :) OR Me: Mr i can't do P.E. P.E teacher: And why would that be then? Me: I've got really bad period pain sir P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn... :) works every time

11. (period) (406↑, 85↓)
Flawed. Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period. People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies\!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids. Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do.

Periods are flawed. They were always flawed, even in the ancient days. Too much blood loss and waste.

Author: ugh seriously? http://period.urbanup.com/2357967
12. (period) (303↑, 56↓)
Something boys complain about but they should not cause they don't have to have the extreme pain for a week a month.

boy: my gf has her period and it sucks. girl: it sucks more for her

13. (period) (416↑, 190↓)
A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.

Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://period.urbanup.com/227798
14. (period) (404↑, 214↓)
when a woman bleeds from her [happy hole] takes up a stupid length of a womans life. glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all\!"

15. (period) (225↑, 38↓)
when us ladies bleed out of our vaginas on a monthly basis. it lasts about a week on average and may cause you to sit at an awkward angle when you're in school. causes horrid cramps for most girls. when you hang out with people enough, supposedly you all menstruate at the same time. this is when the crime rate goes up in your neighborhood/area.

guy: hey, slut, you wanna suck my- girl: don't fuck with me\! i'm on my period, asswipe\!

Author: ihateperiods. http://period.urbanup.com/2827128
16. (period) (306↑, 135↓)
Mandatory hell. Cause of penis envy.

if you dont like it, men, go fuck yourselves.

17. (period) (282↑, 124↓)
The menstruation cycle happens once a month every 27-30 days. Tiny cells that get fertilized when you are pregnant, come out of your body in a blood like form because when they enter your uterus they collect a lot of blood and then leave the body. This occurs because the body produces eggs so you can get pregnant, but when they are not being used they leave the body, therefore you get your period once a month. Some girls can get their period from age 9-18. Side-effects include; bloating, cramps, fatigue, vomitting, and others.

I got my period this morning, and my stomache kills like fuck.

Author: Melissa Ann x3 http://period.urbanup.com/1445436
18. (Period) (203↑, 49↓)
A time where the world turns against you, and nobody does anything right. Where women get to scream, and be as bitchy as possible. Basically, a whole weeks worth of anger, midol, pain, much time spent for bathroom breaks, and checking your ass every second to see if your covered.

"How was your day?" "Oh great.. Mother nature brought me my period.. bitch"

19. (Period) (152↑, 44↓)
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Period

20. (Period) (160↑, 52↓)
A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days. Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.

'I got my first period today.'

21. (period) (126↑, 31↓)
A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females. Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational. Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.

"Jenny is on her period." "Yeah?" "Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."

22. (period) (119↑, 37↓)
Funniest thing ever. Tell your guy friends all about it, it makes them squirm and gives you power over them.

Carla: GUESS WHAT DJ DJ: whut Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D DJ: D: ewwwwww

Author: adghsrgjsjgfg http://period.urbanup.com/3859937
23. (period) (130↑, 53↓)
That thing your girlfriend gets so you can't play video games while she's at your house

God dammit. My girlfriend got her period and now I can't play on X-Box Live

Author: Tommy Vancouver http://period.urbanup.com/4192697
24. (Period) (83↑, 9↓)
They suck. Commas rule.

"Because periods suck\! And commas rule\! This is Sex Education, not grammar fool\!" -I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh

25. (period) (110↑, 46↓)
1. A monthly cycle a female goes through, where the lining from the uterus is shed through the [vagina]. Overall, periods are what enable a woman to produce children; before receiving her firt period, she is unable to. Usually, the period lasts anywhere from 2 to 7 days, and it starts when a girl is usually aged 10 to 14. Women get their monthy period untill around 50 or 60. Although some women can get moody, and receive upper leg [cramps] and tender [breasts] throughout their period, not every woman experiences this. 2. Punctuation used to indicate the end of a sentence. The period looks like so; . and can be replaced by an exclamation mark or question mark, which express different emotions in a sentence. A period shows a regular sentence, whereas an exlcamation mark shows surprize or excitement, and a question mark is placed after a question. 3. A certain length of time. "Period" overall is used to describe time; such as "a period of pain." "Span", such as a "span of 4 hours" is a synonym for period.

1. "My monthly period is finally over\!" 2. "A period is used at the end of a sentence, such as this one." 3. 1) "The period where a young person's body changes rapidly and greatly is called puberty." 2) "1:00am to 6:00am was a period of pain for me last night, as I woke up and could not get back to sleep." 3) "Sharks migrate to the north oceans in a period of about 10 days."

Author: EditorialStar http://period.urbanup.com/2466271
26. (period) (77↑, 15↓)
A monthly cycle every girl goes through, which can sometimes cause, cramps, bloating, fatigue.

Stacy: is your stomach hurting? Kayla: Yes and i feel bloated and tired. Stacy: Well that explains the blood on your pants... Kayla: oh shit my period is here\!

Author: Invisiblewoman646 http://period.urbanup.com/3482392
27. (period) (135↑, 73↓)
that miracle time of the month \period for the gal pal woman hood 'round the world. or that red curse that makes your fucking life a pain. and that ruby gunk that colides with your emotional roller coaster. either way its apart of a chick's life.

Not tonite i got my period you ass.

Author: Cherry Popper Know It All http://period.urbanup.com/1812800
28. (period) (113↑, 55↓)
put simply, what you saw in 28 days later applied to women, they enter a state of perpetual intense rage and begin spewing blood while attempting to rip shreds out of the uninfected (the men). luckily it does not contaminate on contact.

period infection stage - man: you know \<woman\>.. its such a nice night.. woman: $\!&\period%\!\!\!\! man: holy- "ahhhhhgtklhky\!\!\!" *tear, rip, bite...gargle* .....*angry breathing*...

29. (Period) (77↑, 21↓)
the hell that a woman has to go through once a month, when she bleeds like a stuck pig through her vagina. It's really gross and prevents some people from having sex during their week. Not only that, but she gets fat (bloated), has tummy aches (cramps), and is tired all at the same time. It also makes her moody. So everytime a woman gets mad at a man, his response is always, "Oh, so you're on your period AGAIN?\!?\!" It's awful. We go through all that just so we can have kids. Ugh.

"baby, lets have sex."-man "not tonight. I'm om my period."-woman

Author: sillybillybob http://period.urbanup.com/4024615
30. (period) (102↑, 57↓)
A bloody waste of fucking time.

"I'm not getting any this week, Laura is on her period..."

31. (period) (67↑, 25↓)
The worst time of the month for women. I suggest not holding your girlfriend's hand, cuddling, or getting mooshy with her... she WILL bitch. xO

Guy: i love you, baby. Girl: LEAVE ME ALONE\! ............. Guy: you look so beautiful today, honey. Girl: FUCK YOU\! Friend: dont go near her... she has her period...

Author: Michellemichelle http://period.urbanup.com/3782617
32. (period) (44↑, 6↓)
worst fucking week that occurs once a month, unless she is [prego]

Women having their periods is the easiest reson why [god] is a guy Basically a living [hell] Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period---\>BAD IDEA

Author: liberalLadie;) http://period.urbanup.com/4715160
33. (period) (87↑, 52↓)
Flawed. Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period. People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies\!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids. Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do.

Periods are flawed. They were always flawed, even in the ancient days. Too much blood loss and waste.

34. (period) (74↑, 47↓)
A small dot used to signify the end of a sentance. Often neglected by poor typists and gamers.

In that whole post, you only had one period, idiot.

35. (Period) (41↑, 15↓)
Mr. T's middle name

"First name, Mr. Middle name, period. Last name, T."

36. (Period) (51↑, 27↓)
A punctuation mark signifying the end of a sentence. Or, the time during a female's menstrual cycle when the unfertilized egg cell along with the freshly shed uterine lining is ejected from the uterus. It's not all blood as most people would think, and this process may take up to a week after the start of the period.

Try to end all of your sentences with a period\! Natasha's period is seemingly late. She's been stressed out dealing with school and all.

Author: TheSpectacularOne http://period.urbanup.com/3877416
37. (period) (85↑, 63↓)
The single biggest [cockblock] in the world.

Guy 1:"I couldn't get any from my gf last night, man." Guy 2:"That blows, why not?" Guy 1:"She was on her period." Guy 2:"Bummer brah."

38. (period) (77↑, 60↓)
1.Monthly flow of blood in females. 2.THAT'S IT... END ..full stop 3.Speach or Class lecture

1. Aeyo gal You smell shit.. You on your periods? 2. You punk ass bitch I hate you Period. 3. Man I'm tired When is this period gonna end?

39. (Period) (28↑, 13↓)
Hell

Man 1: Man my girlfriend just broke a frame, cried about it, hit me when i laughed, chased me outside, locked me out, threw my stuff (half of it broken) out the window, cussed me.... Man 2: sooooo.... she's on her period? Man 1: Ya....

Author: Commander Scoob http://period.urbanup.com/4998306
40. (Period) (29↑, 16↓)
stuff that ruins ur life some people cant wait to get it... wait u''l hate it later

girl 1- hey im happy girl2- why?? girl1- i got muh period\!\!\! girl2- wow... ur gunna hate later girl1- ahhhhhh

41. (Period) (19↑, 7↓)
A monthly dose of bitch

Guy: Hey Girl: DONT FUCK WITH ME I'M ON MY PERIOD

42. (Period) (14↑, 2↓)
Time taken to complete one cycle, this can vary depending on the phenomenon under observation. Symbolised by T.

Dude 1 - Dude, Alex's period continued for a longer period than usual this month. Dude 2 - How much longer? Dude 1 - It took 9 days. Dude2 - That would have sucked donkey balls. Dude 1 - Surely did. Dude 2 - Yeah, its a shame she is still a bitch for the period between her period (approximately 1 month) Dude 1 - Yeah, too true.

43. (Period) (13↑, 3↓)
1: a specified amount of time 2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their [unchartered territory] and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood 3: ... a dot terminating the sentence

1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens 2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH\!\!\! 3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT\!?\!

Author: your best idiot http://period.urbanup.com/4887674
44. (period) (135↑, 126↓)
A period of intense pain in females, lasting for several days, used as excuse for anger, irrationality, and stupidity for about two weeks out of every month. Also, something that a lot of people don't use enough in their writing, along with commas and capital letters.

She was arguing with me for no reason again, and she was "just getting over her period." Two weeks ago, she was "just getting period." I think she needs better excuses.

45. (period) (7↑, 3↓)
This term is usually used to show the termination of one thing. Often used as a way of showing that you are 100% sure of what ever you are saying.

I'm the best, period.

46. (period) (3↑, 0↓)
The time when blood comes out of a woman's vagina. See [fine time cherry drippin]. The color can be from bright red to dark. It smells like fish sometimes. Most people assume that when you have your period you are not pregnant, but that is not true because you can be pregnant and still have a period. Also, if you have sex on your period you can also get pregnant too. When your period is about to be over, the discharge turns brown, that is an indication of old blood.

i put three pads on my panties for my period. I never use tampons

Author: i miss you baby http://period.urbanup.com/5968891
47. (Period) (5↑, 2↓)
The seasonal flow of blood from the female vagina. Also called menstruation. It may give u cramps and things like that.

Girl 1: poor Kate had to sit out a t gym time because she got a cramp Girl 2: maybe she had her period

48. (period) (13↑, 10↓)
a bloody waste of fucking time

I was gonna get some after class but shes on her damn period\!

Author: angus sounds like anus http://period.urbanup.com/5234412
49. (period) (8↑, 6↓)
Could be considered as your class period or could be considered as 'if i haven't gotten it this month then i'm pregnant'

I don't know i haven't gotten my period yet this month. might be pregnant

50. (Period) (2↑, 1↓)
That time of the month when a female looks up into the sky, sees a full moon and turns into a werewolf. The week of the full moon, the woman is expected to seem very agitated and moody. Be warned: prolonged exposure may lead to serious injury or death\!

The period of time that, at the sight of the full moon, the woman transforms into a furry beast and destroys all insight.

51. (period) (8↑, 7↓)
1. something at the end of the sentance. 2. a class in middle school or high school. usually having 8 a day. 3. something a girl gets when she reaches puberty, causing blood to come out of her vagina. this will open up space, so if she decides to get pregnant, her baby will most likely not be messed up.(usually causes the girl to PMS and become moody)

1. put a period at the end of the sentance, so we know to pause. 2. i dropped my books on the way to class, and was late to 4th period. 3. "holy shit, im so fucking cranky, i have really bad cramps, and my tampon is full \!" jamie said when she was on her period.

52. (Period) (0↑, 0↓)
1. A punctuation mark at the end of a sentence. 2. A special time of month for a girl in which her womanly parts bleed for up to seven days. 3. The symbol of womanhood.

1. period ------\> . 2. Adriana: Awwwwww I got my period 2 days early\! 3. Amy: Mom\! I'm finally a woman\! Amy's Mom: That's great honey\!

Author: The Friendly Snowman Outside http://period.urbanup.com/6228906
53. (Period) (1↑, 1↓)
My best excuse to getting out of Phys Ed.....

Me:Hey Mr.P.E. teacher,can i use the bathroom? Mr.P.E. teacher:No,now go run your mile Me:Im on my period Mr.P.E. teacher Mr.P.E. teacher: Fine go ahead Me:*skips to the bathroom* lalalalalalalaaa\period ((one of the very very very few things i love about myself is that my personality doesn't change at all when i get my period))

54. (Period) (5↑, 5↓)
Im down for that. cool,awesome. Im in.me too.

person1:"Yo lets go to the banger tonight."person2: Period:], lets go."

55. (period) (15↑, 15↓)
girl's version of the transformation of the hulk, except the hulk does not intend to destroy every XY carrier in sight. enraged, angry, acting on nothing but hormones, grows in size, and focuses on prey that is ignorance of the danger: The XY carrier. In this change in female chemistry, female make Lil Wayne look like a choir boy.

After John didn't see the sudden change in his girlfriend's behavior due to her period, Joan was incensed, roared, and slammed John 20 ft. into the ground from her 5th story window.

56. (period) (6↑, 6↓)
A 20-minute space of time. As in a hockey period.

"Conference room, 5 minutes. This is just a quick gab session; it'll only take about a period" "The new house is nice, the only thing is that it's about a two period drive to get to the nearest [Beer Store]."

Author: Mark Cunningham Johnson http://period.urbanup.com/4826402
57. (Period) (3↑, 4↓)
A monthly event for girls in which they wash all of their cooties out by bleeding through their vaginas.

Friend: Why is Jill so cranky? Me: She's on her period. Friend: Oh so she is washing all the adorable little girl out of her. Me: Yeah, thats what cooties are.

58. (Period) (21↑, 22↓)
Something that turns a woman in to a Bitch

Jim: She is on her period John: Then she will act like a bitch

59. (period) (5↑, 6↓)
Crimson Reborn

It's that time of the month again. It's crimson reborn aka her period.

60. (period) (67↑, 68↓)
Full-stop, singnifying the end.

"I'm ****ing hot, period"

61. (Period) (14↑, 16↓)
The week when men all over the world are forced to settle for blow jobs.

Girlfriend: Dammit\! My period starts tomorrow\! Boyfriend: Bring on the head..

62. (Period) (14↑, 17↓)
The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while. OR The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.

Lena: "Are you on your period?" Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?\! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS\!" Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?" OR This is a period. This is a new sentence. Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.

63. (Period) (2↑, 6↓)
Nature's way of saying "Calm down, sult".

Woman: "I have my period." Man: "I'll call you next week."

Author: iamSpartacus1 http://period.urbanup.com/5892985
64. (Period) (10↑, 15↓)
What women have once they have had sex with Chuck Norris. They bleed for a week afterward.

Damn I fucked Chuck night this is going to hurt Here comes my period

65. (Period) (0↑, 8↓)
The punishment that women must endure (rightfully so) for being cunts 93% of the time.

Girl - My life fucking sucks, and to make things even worse, I just started my period\! Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.

Author: womensrights90210 http://period.urbanup.com/5969015
66. (period) (52↑, 61↓)
For women, a whole week without sex( which is bad since the clit is most sensitive then) For America, the full stop.

1)OMFG, STOP BITCHING AT ME BITCH\! 2) Period.

67. (period) (49↑, 58↓)
A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.

After the second period, I went to the washroom.

68. (period) (36↑, 48↓)
A thing that comes out of your vagina once a month if your not pregnant and that is kind of annoying. also, YES YOU CAN SWIM WITH IT AND SHOWER WITH IT CAUSE IT STOPS IN WATER\!\!\!\!\!\! It gives you cramps and it hurts to pull the tampon out if your a beginer.

Aw man... I got my period\! Now I gotta clean my underwear with loads and loads of bleach\!

69. (Period) (1↑, 15↓)
Form Of Agreement .

Question: You wanna go smoke brodie? Response: Period.

70. (period) (41↑, 57↓)
1. The dot at the end of a sentence. By the way, periods and commas always go INSIDE quotation marks; semicolons and colons DO NOT. People, please use proper grammar.

She laughed when, on national television, Bush talked about the "internets."

71. (Period) (10↑, 27↓)
A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps..... Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.) Girlfriend: Yeah. Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Turdsandwich121 http://period.urbanup.com/4708727
72. (Period) (17↑, 36↓)
That time of the month when you experiment other ways of getting some.

Male 1) Man... my girl had her period said it was locked up. What am I to do?\! Male 2) Put it in her butt.

73. (period) (10↑, 33↓)
the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike "no im on my period"said jessica "WHAT THE FUCK\!\!\!\!" mike said

Author: maggot for life http://period.urbanup.com/3953437
74. (Period) (4↑, 32↓)
An verb or adjective that describes anything gross, dirty, or ugly.

That girls face looks like someone perioded on it. Dude, look at the period you made on the floor by spilling the beer.

75. (Period) (61↑, 97↓)
DEADLY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Dont mess with me with my period biatch. ill slice your head open with a spoon and then use the spoon to eat icecream with.

mmmmmm...icecream...bloody spoon

76. (period) (69↑, 106↓)
1. The cause of why your girlfriend is letting you get some every night. 2. The answer to why your girlfriend is being a complete bitch 3. something that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesnt die.
77. (period) (14↑, 55↓)
the time every month when your girlfriend goes insane and acts like a bitch. in certain more insane girls increases the risk of her simply deciding that she no longer wants a boyfriend.

fuck, my girl is on her period again... maybe I'll go get a hotel room for a week this time bitches be crazy

Author: bitches be crazy http://period.urbanup.com/3262861
78. (Period) (16↑, 57↓)
An excuse for girls to complain and bitch for 3 weeks out of each month. They say it only lasts a week but the symptoms always seem to last for the week before in stress of it coming, and the week after because apparently no knows wat they are going through.

Guy1 "dude, my girl is having her period" Guy2 "Week 1, 2 or 3?"

Author: blue balls mcgee http://period.urbanup.com/2738097
79. (period) (13↑, 55↓)
Without giving you the detailed meaning of the word lets make this easier for you to understand. *coughcough* When a girl's cunt starts bleeding for at least a week. :] Kthanks. Does that explain it well enough?

Aww fuck\! No sex for a week I got my period\! Gah I hate being on my rag\!

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80. (period) (137↑, 179↓)
blow job week\! misleading. it truly is the best week ever for bros

sweet my my girlfriend is blowing me all week

81. (period) (41↑, 84↓)
A bloody waste of fucking time.

Dan: Man, my sister's on her period. Me: What a bloody waste of time. I just wanna fuck her again already.

82. (Period) (27↑, 83↓)
5 to 7 days of hell for all men.

Man: Hey what's up, babe? Woman: MOTHU FUCKIN BASTARD ALL MEN ARE PIGS WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH I HATE YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH\! Man: Holy shit you must be on your period. Must be that time of the month\!

83. (Period) (5↑, 66↓)
High-concentrated cooties that is usually caused by an excess of the toxin. This form of cootie is so dangerous that upon exiting the female pee hole, it instantly causes the "period-er" to bleed, sometimes for weeks on end.

"Dearest Paul, I have just recently recieved my cootie shot" "That is good to hear, my close friend, Robert. But you musn't turn a blind eye to the incredible toxicity of the period. Seventeen Magazine just recently reported that new technologies are currently being sought for due to the period's ability to tear through modern period diapers/plugs."

84. (Period) (21↑, 82↓)
1. Torture for a guy lasting one week. 2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy. 3. The worst thing God ever created.

dude1: hows the love life? dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period. dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.

85. (period) (26↑, 90↓)
Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.

"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."

86. (period) (53↑, 119↓)
the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.

all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...

87. (period) (69↑, 148↓)
Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?

men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death

88. (period) (58↑, 139↓)
This is a natural phenomenom that occurs only in women, because men have no idea what a period is like, women are able to get angry and violent with little provocation and then blame it on their period. All women relish their period, it's the perfect excuse to let out anger with no repercussions at all. The common myth is that they are painful and annoying for women, but in fact it is only men that are adversely affected by periods.

Hannah: "You bastard, I hate you, I'm going to chop off your willy and feed it to some sheep, and they'll knaw it to pieces with they're blunt little teeth, then I'll wee on your face, because I hate you, with your ugly little eyes and your bad teeth (throws vase against wall in anger and begins pulling the wallpaper off the walls) I'm going to kill you, and your family, you sleaze\! Marvin: On your period? Hannah: Yes actually

89. (period) (14↑, 104↓)
when a woman turns into a cunt. usually occurs monthly.

hey hows things with the girlfriend? fuckin cunt is on the rag. i wanna kill that bitch when shes got her period.

90. (period) (48↑, 143↓)
the time when a girl needs a stick or a diaper.

hey do anyone got a stick?

91. (period) (50↑, 181↓)
1. something guys hate 2. something that hurts girls but makes them feel so sexy 3. something that allows girls to have kids after getting it on 4. the dot that ends a sentence

1. guy: "crap, my girlfriend has her period." 2. girl: "yay i have my period\! crap i have my period" 3. doctor to girl: "you will be having a child because you had sex during your period." 4. .

92. (period) (23↑, 169↓)
The time in which I have sex with a girls that arent my girlfriend because they arent on theirs.

Time to get some sex my girls on her period.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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